I went to trivia tonight at PLAY, this fantastic barcade in New Bedford, MA, the neighboring city to my dear friend's hometown. I ordered the chicken tenders and a side of pickles, which I absolutely dusted, and a skillet of mac and cheese that I couldn't really taste. I went through two big sides of pickles before the waiter came back to our table with an 8-ounce cup and told me that he was cutting me the fuck off after that.
Christmas Trivia was good. I screwed up a few critical questions and we ended up in third or fourth place. At the end I took off my alcohol wristband and started twirling it around my fingers, and then I realized if I pulled it really gently I could turn it into a wand. And that it looked sort of like a candle.
We tore up the rest of our answer tickets and the question tracker and I bit the middle out of my last pickle chip and voΓlΓ . Cake. One of the waiters looked over while I was trying to make confetti out of the waxed paper from the cinnamon pretzel basket and, like a kindergarten teacher practicing gentle parenting, observed, "that's a lot of paper in that mac and cheese." And just kept wiping his table.
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